For some reason, low rise jeans are in fashion. Girls seem to wear them all the time. This is fine but they need to be aware that when they are wearing low rise jeans and sit down, they better be wearing a long shirt to cover up their posterior. Today I went to grab some lunch and since it was a really nice day out, I decided to eat in the outdoor seating as apposed to taking it back to the office to eat at my desk. I find myself and nice seat and settle down to enjoy my lunch when directly across from me with her back to me is a rather large girl that is wearing low rise jeans. She didn't even sit down yet and I knew what I was in for. She sits down and all I can see if butt crack. Does she not realize that everyone seating behind her is observing her crack? Can't she feel the breeze flowing into her crevasse? It's not a pleasurable site to behold in the least. But I can't turn away. It's like when you drive by a gruesome car accident. You know you are going to see something terrible but you can't help but look. This is much the same. It was disgusting to look at but I couldn't stop looking. It annoyed me so much that I couldn't enjoy my lunch. After a minute or so, I decided if I was going to be able to eat, I had to move back inside. I picked up my food and started to walk back in. As I walked passed her I was extremely tempted to drop my straw right into her butt crack but of course I didn't. I probably would have gotten away with it. If she can't tell that nearly her entire butt is hanging out in the wind, she probably wouldn't notice that a straw was placed in between her cheeks. 

Girls aren't only ones that flash their cracks. Guys do it all the time and it is usually a billion times worse. At least a few times when I have seen a girls butt crack, the girl has been an attractive one with a nice shapely butt (rare occurence). But every time I guys butt crack shows, I find it hard not to vomit. This is probably a good thing since it certifies my heterosexuality. It's almost always a fat, hair, disgusting lard butt of a guy that bends over and flashes his crack. What I can't understand is that these guys wear belts. Can't they tighten their belts just a little bit so as not to gross everyone out around them? 

Please people! No one wants to see your butt crack. As appealing as you might think your butt crack might be, spare us all the sight. Pull your pants up a little bit higher. Tighten your belt one more hole. And remember Crack Kills!