At my new place of work, I play basketball and soccer every once in a while with some co-workers. There is a fitness center facility provided to employees and occasionally (if I remember to bring my clothes with me) I change in the locker room. Most of the time I forget and have to go home and get my stuff and just change in the parking lot when I return.

When I do use the locker room, there are always these old guys that hang around the locker room without any clothes on. I can understand being naked when you change your underwear or as you take a shower but these guys walk around the locker room totally naked. They will sit there and have a conversation with you while their naked. They will sit on the bench next to you completely naked. Is it really that hard to keep a towel around your waist? No one wants to see your hairy junk hanging out. Today I was in the gym and the worst possible situation happened. I was bending over to tie my shoes. I had almost got out of there without some old naked guy talking to me when this guy decides that he needs to get by me. The lockers are about 2 feet from my head as I am tying my shoes and he insists that he needs to squeeze by me, again, totally naked. My head is directly at penis level. I look up as I see this foot by mine only to see a hairy, shriveled up old man's penis right in my face. I popped right up as fast as possible. I didn't even bother to finish tying my shoe. I wish he went by facing the other way. I would have preferred a face full of butt then a face full of penis, nuts and pubs.

Totally traumatized, I head over to the sinks to wash my face. Although his junk didn't make physical contact with me, I felt the need to wash anyway. With my luck, I was further traumatized by the sight of another naked guy in the sink area brushing his teeth in front of the sinks. With mirrors all around, even if I had my back to him, I could see his naked butt in the mirrors. I left the locker rooms and used the water fountain outside to splash some water on my face.

If you are one of those old guys that likes to strut around the locker room naked or even if you're a young guy that likes to leave your wedding vegetables loose and free in the wind of the locker room, please stop! Towels are readily available. At least find a fig leaf or something.