This afternoon, I had to make use of the facilites and make a deposit in the fecal bank of toilet (translation: I had to poop) while I was at work. I really hate using public toilets so I tried to avoid it but when you gotta go... you gotta go. I find that the handicapped stall is empty and head in to do my business. By chance, there happens to be the sports page left in there so I read about the Warriors latest loss as I take care of my business.

In comes someone else and he does his business at the urinal. While he is there, he lets go of the nastiest fart I have ever heard. The second I heard it, I held my nose closed. I figured if it sounded that bad, it had to smell just as bad or worse and I didn't want to have anything to do with it. This fart was so loud that it scared me. I have heard some really nasty farts in my life and let loose more than my fair share but this was the cream of the crop. It was so big, so long and so loud that it seemed unreal. It wasn't just one fart it was a series of three. I wish I had some sort of voice recorder so that I could have kept a record of it to show to others. It was truly an epic fat.