The World According to Mike: Recent Comments

Comment on My Neighbor is a dork

2009-10-23T21:10:20Z

of course he knows your last name, he reads your mail.

That sucks though, you should work harder on annoying him.

Like every time he talks to you, talk to him in a REALLY LOUD voice. Twitch a little too.
Tell him you have swine flu.
Cough a lot.
Try to get him to join your cult :)
give him a copy of dianetics.
Tell him you cant talk right now you need to get back to your secret project before your wife finds out.
Then when he looks at you funny say something crazy like "the rain is coming, I gotta go".

Freaking toy with the guy like you've got nothing to lose. He just wants your attention, when you give it to him, he'll find someone else..hopefully...or youll have a new friend.

Comment on Puppy Cam

2009-09-30T20:37:35Z

wake up doggy, make this webcam fun.
I'd sleep too if I was in a cage..either that or try to get out.

Comment on Puppy Cam

2009-09-30T18:41:46Z

Apparently all he does is sleep. Now that's a good thing and a bad thing. Good in that I don't feel guilty leaving him at home if all he is going to do is sleep. Bad in that when I do get home he is going to be extremely hyper.

Comment on Puppy Cam

2009-09-30T17:49:15Z

do something dawg

Comment on Cancun

2009-09-22T16:11:39Z

Сайт отличный. Награду бы Вам за него или просто орден почета. +)

Comment on Biker Gang

2009-06-29T21:48:01Z

awesome bike bro! i'm so jealous! I'll probably come along for the ride this friday since i have the day off!!

Comment on Cancun

2009-05-16T02:03:48Z

Yup that was a typo. Sometimes my fingers move faster than my brain. But in this case, I think it's pretty appropriate.

Comment on Cancun

2009-05-15T23:11:51Z

"saggy boobs hanging down to her waste" I dont know if that is a typo or a very clever play on words :)

Comment on Tearing a Phonebook

2009-04-10T15:27:49Z

let's see the pictures... also something else to try is to rip a deck of cards in half... now that would be tough!

Comment on Wheeless Hummer

2009-03-09T17:26:48Z

You don't think that a wildly expensive 4 wheel drive truck that is about as environmentally unfriendly as it gets, burns a gallon of gas to go less than 10 miles, has probably never been off-road since it left the factory, and rolls around on wheels that are probably more expensive than most people's entire cars isn't asking for a little reticule? I'm not exactly a tree hugger but I find that for the average person living in a suburban neighborhood, the Hummer is an absolute joke. There is no need for a truck like that which burns almost 3 times as much gas a my Honda. If the owner of that Hummer wants to spend loads of money on gas, that is fine with me. I work for a oil company now so he is helping to keep me employed. To add to it, the extravagance of giant wheels on a car like that makes me laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if he had TVs in the headrests of the rear most seats so that people behind him can watch. It's arrogant and snobby. Therefore, "What goes around, comes around." I bet that guy got a little lesson in humility but I get your point. Theft is never justified even if it does teach someone a lesson.