﻿<rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>The World According to Mike: Recent Comments</title><link>http://elmasry.org</link><description /><generator>Quick Blogcast</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:49:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Comment on My Neighbor is a dork</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/10/14/my-neighbor-is-a-dork.aspx#comment-2516359</link><dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator><description>of course he knows your last name, he reads your mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That sucks though, you should work harder on annoying him.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like every time he talks to you, talk to him in a REALLY LOUD voice.  Twitch a little too.&lt;br /&gt;Tell him you have swine flu.&lt;br /&gt;Cough a lot.&lt;br /&gt;Try to get him to join your cult :)&lt;br /&gt;give him a copy of dianetics.&lt;br /&gt;Tell him you cant talk right now you need to get back to your secret project before your wife finds out.&lt;br /&gt;Then when he looks at you funny say something crazy like "the rain is coming, I gotta go".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Freaking toy with the guy like you've got nothing to lose.  He just wants your attention, when you give it to him, he'll find someone else..hopefully...or youll have a new friend.</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/10/14/my-neighbor-is-a-dork.aspx#comment-2516359</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:10:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Puppy Cam</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/09/29/puppy-cam.aspx#comment-2464963</link><dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator><description>wake up doggy, make this webcam fun.&lt;br /&gt;I'd sleep too if I was in a cage..either that or try to get out.</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/09/29/puppy-cam.aspx#comment-2464963</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:37:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Puppy Cam</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/09/29/puppy-cam.aspx#comment-2464755</link><dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator><description>Apparently all he does is sleep. Now that's a good thing and a bad thing. Good in that I don't feel guilty leaving him at home if all he is going to do is sleep. Bad in that when I do get home he is going to be extremely hyper.</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/09/29/puppy-cam.aspx#comment-2464755</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:41:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Puppy Cam</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/09/29/puppy-cam.aspx#comment-2464632</link><dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator><description>do something dawg</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/09/29/puppy-cam.aspx#comment-2464632</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:49:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Cancun</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/05/15/cancun.aspx#comment-2446018</link><dc:creator>Mila</dc:creator><description>Сайт отличный. Награду бы Вам за него или просто орден почета. +)</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/05/15/cancun.aspx#comment-2446018</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:11:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Biker Gang</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/06/28/biker-gang.aspx#comment-2214884</link><dc:creator>George</dc:creator><description>awesome bike bro! i'm so jealous! I'll probably come along for the ride this friday since i have the day off!!</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/06/28/biker-gang.aspx#comment-2214884</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:48:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Cancun</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/05/15/cancun.aspx#comment-2085678</link><dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator><description>Yup that was a typo. Sometimes my fingers move faster than my brain. But in this case, I think it's pretty appropriate.</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/05/15/cancun.aspx#comment-2085678</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 02:03:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Cancun</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/05/15/cancun.aspx#comment-2085393</link><dc:creator>michael</dc:creator><description>"saggy boobs hanging down to her waste"  I dont know if that is a typo or a very clever play on words :)</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/05/15/cancun.aspx#comment-2085393</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 23:11:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Tearing a Phonebook</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/04/09/tearing-a-phonebook.aspx#comment-1970749</link><dc:creator>george</dc:creator><description>let's see the pictures... also something else to try is to rip a deck of cards in half... now that would be tough!</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/04/09/tearing-a-phonebook.aspx#comment-1970749</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:27:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment on Wheeless Hummer</title><link>http://elmasry.org/2009/03/06/hummer-with-no-wheels.aspx#comment-1886338</link><dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator><description>You don't think that a wildly expensive 4 wheel drive truck that is about as environmentally unfriendly as it gets, burns a gallon of gas to go less than 10 miles, has probably never been off-road since it left the factory, and rolls around on wheels that are probably more expensive than most people's entire cars isn't asking for a little reticule? I'm not exactly a tree hugger but I find that for the average person living in a suburban neighborhood, the Hummer is an absolute&amp;nbsp;joke. There is no need for a truck like that which burns almost 3 times as much gas a my Honda. If the owner of that Hummer wants to spend loads of money on gas, that is fine with me. I work for a oil company now so he is helping to keep me employed. To add to it, the extravagance of giant wheels on a car like that makes me laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if he had TVs in the headrests of the rear most seats so that people behind him can watch. It's arrogant and snobby. Therefore, "What goes around, comes around." I bet that guy got a little lesson in humility but I get your point. Theft is never justified even if it does teach someone a lesson. </description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://elmasry.org/2009/03/06/hummer-with-no-wheels.aspx#comment-1886338</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:26:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>